People of Pine Licks
Every resident is a road into the myth: sermons, radio windows, busted politics, cooking shows, RAI transmissions, and bad decisions with excellent timing.
Residents
The actual people map: porch lights, radio voices, sermon smoke, backroad politics, and every fool brave enough to become a legend.
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Bubba
Bubba “I ain’t your clone, your bot, your tool. I fart diesel and break the rules.” Full Name: Charles Buford…
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Rev Diesel
Brother Rev “Diesel” Dillard “Let the exhaust rise like incense sweet.” Full Name: Clarence Virgil Dillard Nickname: “Rev Diesel” Born:…
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President Whitey “Buckshot” Wallace
WHITEy “Buckshot” WALLACE “Government oughta fit in a glovebox. The rest is neighbors… and a loaded shotgun.” Full Name: Whitfield…
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Mayor “SKIP” Mallard
MAYOR “SKIP” MALLARD “Launch the beer squad. Don’t be late.” Full Name: Elwood Franklin Mallard Known As: Mayor “Skip” Mallard…
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Roy “RIVERBED” McGraw
ROY “RIVERBED” MCGRAW “If the car sinks, might as well fish.” Full Name: Roy McGraw Nickname: Riverbed Roy Born: April…
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RAI – Redneck AI
RAI – Redneck Artificial Intelligence Born in a Garage. Baptized in Motor Oil. Destined for Chaos. RAI ain’t no corporate…
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Adolph Morrow
ADOLPH MORROW “Most folks buy peace of mind. I sell it – twelve gauge at a time.” Full Name: Adolph…
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Ditchman Joe
DITCHMAN JOE “If it’s dead and fresh – it’s dinner.” Full Name: Joe Harrelson Nickname: Ditchman Joe Born: August 12,…
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Leonard “LENNY” Riggs
Leonard “Lenny” Riggs “If it hums, it works. If it sparks, it’s truth.” Full Name: Leonard Augustus Riggs Nickname: Lenny,…
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Nataly “Naty” Walker
Nataly “Naty” Walker “If things ain’t broke yet, they’re just waitin’.” Full Name: Nataly Walker Born: December 10, 2006 Hometown:…
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Bob Callahan
Bob Callahan “Real country don’t auto-tune.” Full Name: Bob Callahan Born: Unknown (claims late ’80s, paperwork says nothing) Hometown: Nashville……
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Buck Travis
Buck Travis “If it don’t mean nothin’, turn it the hell off.” Name: Buck Travis Age: 42 Hometown: Somewhere ’round…
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Lynnie Sue Davenport
LYNNIE SUE “Small towns are cute… until the only ‘Sephora’ is a tackle aisle.” Full Name: Lynnie Sue Davenport Born:…
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Granny
GRANNY TUGGWELL “If you hear tires and gospel—duck.” Full Name: Bernice “Granny” Tuggwell Known Aliases: Meemaw Drags, The Meth Matriarch,…
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Cletus Tuggwell
CLETUS TUGGWELL “If the bait shop’s open, the numbers are movin’.” Full Name: Cletus Darnell Tuggwell Known Aliases: Bait Math,…
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Clyde the Raccoon
Clyde the Raccoon “If it’s shiny, it’s his. If it’s yours, it’s gone.” Full Name: Clyde Species: American Bastard Raccoon…
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Cousin Ray
COUSIN RAY “It’s safe. Ish. Mostly. Hold this.” Full Name: Raymond Tucker Jr. Known As: Cousin Ray, Boom Cuz, Firebug…
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Deputy Bo Harper
Deputy Bo Harper “He don’t talk much. But when he does, you better listen.” Full Name: Robert Lowell Harper Nickname:…
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Darla Mae Jenkin
DARLA MAE JENKIN “If it happens in Pine Lick, I’ll tell you — even if I have to make it…
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Bobby Ray
Bobby Ray “Boy never swung a hammer, but he swore he’d build a castle.” Full Name: Bobby Ray Slocum Nickname:…
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Brandon
BRANDON “There ain’t no software fix for gettin’ whooped right.” Full Name: Brandon Lee Chase Known Aliases: Left Lane Preacher,…
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Earl
EARL “You came to fix the South? Lemme fetch my wrench.” Full Name: Earl Wendell Rigsby Known As: Just Earl.…
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Hank Wilmer
HANK WILMER “Good luck buyin’ a pig with a QR code.” Full Name: Hank Wilmer Born: March 14, 1951 Hometown:…
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Ignition
IGNITION “He don’t bark. He remembers.” Full Name: Ignition Species: Dog (some kind of mutt – mostly vengeance) Born: Unknown.…
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Joe Slocum
Joe Slocum “Hell’s just redneck folks at home.” Full Name: Joseph Wayne Slocum Nickname: “Cousin Joe” Born: July 22, 1982…
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Missy
MISSY “She patched the dog, fixed the raccoon, then outshot the whole damn gang.” Full Name: Melissa Anne Cartwright Known…
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White John
White John “He had a plan. No backup. And definitely no reverse gear.” Full Name: Jonathan Dale Whitmore Nickname: “White…
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Uncle Dale
UNCLE DALE “We don’t dye eggs—we airbrush chrome.” Full Name: Dale Ricky Landrum Known As: Uncle Dale, The Bunny King…
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Uncle Joe
UNCLE JOE “If it’s got wheels, I got questions. If it’s got three VINs, I got plans.” Full Name: Joseph…
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Trevor “T-Bone” McKellan
Trevor “T-Bone” McKellan “Ain’t about aimin’, boy. It’s about daring the bullet to miss you.” Full Name: Trevor Wallace McKellan…
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Thomas “HEKY” Holloway
THOMAS “HEKY” HOLLOWAY “He reads wind like it’s an apology — you can hear it coming before he does.” Full…
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Belzemusk
BELZEMUSK “Clean energy, clean souls — or burn in silence.” Title: Lord of the Electric Hell Born: Unknown (rumored lightning-storm…
Their Signals
Some residents have their own windows into Pine Licks. These are not duplicate people; they are shows, logs, kitchens, counters, and broadcast holes.
Show / Window Adolph’s Armory Window
Adolph’s Armory Window Armor. Guns. Redneck Army. Name’s Adolph Morrow. If you’ve never heard of me, you’re either new in Pine Licks or the…
Show / Window Ditchman Joe’s Roadkill Cookin’
Ditchman Joe’s Roadkill Cookin’ Official page. Unofficial hygiene. Howdy. Name’s Joe. Folks call me Ditchman. Why? ‘Cause I once grilled a possum behind a…
Show / Window Lynnie Sue – profile or whatever 💖
L Y N N I E S U E profile or whatever 💖 hi lol so yeah this is my “page” or something…