Step off the stage and dive into the mud. Pine Licks is where stories, songs, sermons, radio static, and busted machines all point at the same weird truth.
The big doors into the Redneckverse. Story first, then faith, people, army, radio, and whatever RAI is doing in the basement.
Origin What is the Redneckverse? It began as a side-effect of too many riffs, rants, and midnight ramblings about carburetors and collapse. What was meant…
Church Church of the Carburetor Grease. Grit. Gospel of combustion. The Sacred Library Our gospel of combustion. The origin story of smoke, bolts, and blessed…
People Rev Diesel High Prophet of the Church of the Carburetor. Delivers sermons in motor oil and thunder. Most dangerous thing he owns is patience.…
Army REDNECK ARMY Pine Licks’ most accidental army, run on beer, busted optics, and stubborn souls How It Started Folks say the Redneck Army was…
RAI RAI – Redneck Artificial Intelligence Born in a Garage. Baptized in Motor Oil. Destined for Chaos. RAI ain’t no corporate chatbot or clean-suited silicon…
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What is the Redneckverse? It began as a side-effect of too many riffs, rants, and midnight ramblings about carburetors and collapse. What was meant to be a parody started sounding like prophecy. We didn’t planContinue readingRedneckverse world
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RAI – Redneck AI
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Church of Carburetor
Church of the Carburetor Grease. Grit. Gospel of combustion. The Sacred Library Our gospel of combustion.…
Characters are not sidebar trivia here. They are the roads, rumors, sermons, fights, songs, and bad decisions that make the place breathe.
Resident Bubba “I ain’t your clone, your bot, your tool. I fart diesel and break the rules.” Full Name: Charles Buford Milligan Nickname: “Bubba” Born:…
Resident Brother Rev “Diesel” Dillard “Let the exhaust rise like incense sweet.” Full Name: Clarence Virgil Dillard Nickname: “Rev Diesel” Born: February 14, 1968 Hometown:…
Resident WHITEy “Buckshot” WALLACE “Government oughta fit in a glovebox. The rest is neighbors… and a loaded shotgun.” Full Name: Whitfield “Whitey” Wallace Born: September…
Resident MAYOR “SKIP” MALLARD “Launch the beer squad. Don’t be late.” Full Name: Elwood Franklin Mallard Known As: Mayor “Skip” Mallard Born: June 9, 1962…
Resident ROY “RIVERBED” MCGRAW “If the car sinks, might as well fish.” Full Name: Roy McGraw Nickname: Riverbed Roy Born: April 4, 1954 Hometown: Down…
Resident RAI – Redneck Artificial Intelligence Born in a Garage. Baptized in Motor Oil. Destined for Chaos. RAI ain’t no corporate chatbot or clean-suited silicon…
Resident ADOLPH MORROW “Most folks buy peace of mind. I sell it – twelve gauge at a time.” Full Name: Adolph Morrow Born: November 21,…
Resident DITCHMAN JOE “If it’s dead and fresh – it’s dinner.” Full Name: Joe Harrelson Nickname: Ditchman Joe Born: August 12, 1961 Hometown: Mile Marker…
Resident Leonard “Lenny” Riggs “If it hums, it works. If it sparks, it’s truth.” Full Name: Leonard Augustus Riggs Nickname: Lenny, The Ghost on 19,…
Resident Nataly “Naty” Walker “If things ain’t broke yet, they’re just waitin’.” Full Name: Nataly Walker Born: December 10, 2006 Hometown: Pine Licks, Georgia Occupation:…
Resident Bob Callahan “Real country don’t auto-tune.” Full Name: Bob Callahan Born: Unknown (claims late ’80s, paperwork says nothing) Hometown: Nashville… originally Current Residence: Trailer…
Resident Buck Travis “If it don’t mean nothin’, turn it the hell off.” Name: Buck Travis Age: 42 Hometown: Somewhere ’round the Georgia Alabama no…
The doctrine shelf: smoke, spark, maintenance, Lithium Hell, and all the blessed nonsense that keeps the engine from becoming a subscription.
Doctrine The Sacred Library The canon of the Church of Carburetor. Origin, law, fall, resurgence. The Holy Repair Manual Genesis of combustion. The first spark,…
Doctrine THE HOLY REPAIR MANUAL Book of Combustion – The Origin of Motion and Fire This ain’t a bible. It’s a damn manual. Written in…
Doctrine Church of the Carburetor The Ten Commandments Your divine guide for grease, grit, and salvation through combustion. Don’t look for faith in no battery…
Doctrine The Chrome Testament Prologue – Out of the Silence, a Spark And so it was, after the Burnout, that the world went quiet —…
Doctrine The Gospel of Maintenance How the faithful keep the world from seizing up Chapter I – On Tension and Slack In the beginning, there…
Doctrine The Book of Lithium Hell “For he who cast out fire shall dwell in cold silence.” Chapter I – The Fall of Belzemusk In…