Church of the Carburetor
Grease. Grit. Gospel.
Grease. Grit. Gospel of combustion.
Canon
The Sacred Library
Our gospel of combustion. The origin story of smoke, bolts, and blessed backfire.
Law
The Ten Commandments
Your divine guide for grease, grit, and salvation through combustion.
Sermons
Sunday Sermons
Real loud. Real sacred. Delivered straight from the pulpit and into the exhaust.
Congregation
Join the Church
Become a member. Outlaw baptism optional, grease encouraged.