Church of Carburetor

Canon The Sacred Library Our gospel of combustion. The origin story of smoke, bolts, and blessed backfire. Law The Ten Commandments Your divine guide for grease, grit, and salvation through combustion. Sermons Sunday Sermons Real loud. Real sacred. Delivered straight from the pulpit and into the exhaust. Congregation Join the Church Become a member. Outlaw baptism optional, grease encouraged.